ms-musicl0ver:

I still love his impossibly brown eyes

mongoliantiger:

The colonial templar order was smashed because one maN COULDn’t CONTROL HIS WING WANG

mongoliantiger:

HAYTHAM AND ZIIO HOLDING HANDS

HAYTHAM AND ZIIO GIVING LIGHT KISSES ON EACH OTHER

HAYTHAM AND ZIIO HUGGING

HAYTHAM AND ZIIO SHARING A BLANKET

HAYTHAM AND ZIIO

Brynjolf i would very much appreciate it if you didn’t make me want to marry you

I DIDN’T GET CAUGHT PRAISE

i have to reverse pickpocket a ring onto someone to get into the thieves guild and pickpocketing is one of my worst skills good riddance everyone i will see you all in Riften’s prison

YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

my warhammer hypothesis is about to be tested. wish me luck comrades.

WAIT I JUST HAD AN IDEA

MY CHARACTER USES PRIMARILY WARHAMMERS AND I HAVE ONE FOR A QUEST

SO SINCE QUEST ITEMS CAN’T BEREMOVED FROM MY INVENTORY, DOES THAT MEAN I WON’T BE ABLE TO BE DISARMED?

words can’t describe my hatred for the draugr with the loki helmets

Kat: Is that where babies come from?
Me: Yep, you fuck bitches in caves and then Connor appears.

asscreedtranscribed:

dasmend pls